HoHO hooooooooooohohoho
Dude, egg nog is the shiznit! Okay so like I'm talking a swag in my nearest K-mart..trying my best to find something hip hop on the dl you know? I bump into this life size poster of superman and I screamed cause like you know I thought it was those nasty british po po...you know those ones with mental powers and green teeth. yuk. so n -e- wayz..I'm checking out the ladies and surfing throw the isles..when I find the perfect gift for Jesse, cause I'm like her "special santa" and since I'm forbidden to give her a lap dance..or a rub down..I'll just pick her up the latest Avril C.d and something bling bling to dangle right between her two pale plump breast..a neckless of course! It's all decked in diamonds and on the end dangles the letter J. Cool hun. Not to be confused with J-lo...then I went over to the thongs....and got her some one that make her bubble butt stand out and all that. I'm ready for her to do a mini fashion sho for me and my homes. I'll like all that. So I got all that and some joe boxers for me. Whoop.
Merry christmas ya dawgs!
drink up the egg nog
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